do u think pilots find airline humor funny or is it just too plane
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fuck the police
i will
(Source: orangejazlyn)
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
She’s 100% the best.
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG
are you okay
IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE
get well soon
(Source: despairdad)
actually the worst acting in the fuckin world
SHE TRIES TO WINK AT THE END AND CLOSES BOTH HER EYES I CANT
This is amazing I honestly keep watching this
I PLAN ON FOLLOWING EVERY LAST HUMAN BEING ON TUMBLR.
EVERY.LAST*.ONE.
I DON’T CARE WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE IN OR WHAT YOU POST, I WILL FOLLOW YOU. JUST REBLOG
(*NOT THE FIRST ONES, OR THE SECOND ONES, OR EVEN THE FIFTY-NINTH ONES.
LAST ONES ONLY.)
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Person:
Rape is just surprise sex.
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Me:
Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
