british-teeth

marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

perverted--princess
  • Me: *naps*
  • Him: *gently pours clean laundry on me*
  • Me: *sleepy sounds*... Papa?
  • Him: yes sweetie? *holds back laughter*
  • Me: Papa it's dark and smells nice why am I in laundry?
  • Him: oh no! The laundry monster got you! You must have skipped one of your chores!
  • Me: but... But how do I get out Papa?
  • Him: I guess you'll have to fold your way out!
  • Me: *sleepy sigh* okay Papa... *snuggles into laundry and falls back asleep*
  • Him: *sits next to me and runs his hands on my back*